All men are alike . . .

To balance my very bad post yesterday . . . . here goes:

Men are like...floor tiles if you lay them right, you can walk all over them for years.

Men are like...chocolates bars ... sweet and smooth and they usually go right for your hips.

Men are like...coffee, the best ones are rich,warm and can keep you up all night.

Men are like ... commercials ... you can't believe a word they say

Men are like ... copiers..you need them for reproduction, but that's about it

Men are like ... cement after getting laid ... they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like ... government bonds, they take so long to mature.

Men are like ... mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotions.