Sunday, February 11, 2007

All men are alike . . .

To balance my very bad post yesterday . . . . here goes:

Men are like...floor tiles if you lay them right, you can walk all over them for years.

Men are like...chocolates bars ... sweet and smooth and they usually go right for your hips.

Men are, the best ones are rich,warm and can keep you up all night.

Men are like ... commercials ... you can't believe a word they say

Men are like ... need them for reproduction, but that's about it

Men are like ... cement after getting laid ... they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like ... government bonds, they take so long to mature.

Men are like ... mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotions.


Hammer said...

The top one is really funny :)

Anonymous said...

someone is antisocial.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Not as funny as the woman jokes, but there you are...

Olivia said...

LOL a friend of mine sent me that last week. :)