Thursday, October 12, 2006

Sarah Pipalini . . .

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are
met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives
that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be
anyone you wish to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sarah Pipalini..."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.
"Sarah Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just
doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid
by 1,400 men in 6 months."

If you laughed, you are going straight to hell


Anonymous said...

:-) I think the really interesting people are all in hell.

Hammer said...

Yipes! count me among the damned :)

curmudgeon said...

Sounds painful to me.

Tink said...

Hell here I come.

Anonymous said...

1 pair of asbestos underwear, please.

1 handbasket, no waiting.