Sunday, October 15, 2006

Women's opinion about men. . .

1) What do men and clouds have in common?
~ When they disappear, it becomes a good day.

2) Why do men have one gene more that a horse?
~ So they shall not drink from the bucket when they wash the car.

3) Why do men like Blondie-jokes?
~ Because they understand them.

4) What do men say when they are in water to above the waist?
~ This goes beyond my understanding.

5) When is a man worth more than $10,-?
~ When he push the shopping-trolly.

6) What is the different between a man and a yoghurt?
~ A yoghurt is cultivated.

7) Why does it exist men at all?
~ Because a vibrator can not push the lawn mower.

Now i am challenging you men. . . What is men's opinion about women?
(Come up with something else than "blondies". . . not all women are blond)


Anonymous said...

Kirsten, I'm shocked, how could you?

There's the saying, "women, we can't live with them, we can't live without them".

A woman's place is in the home, barefoot and pregnant.

That's just off the top of my head. I'll think of more later.

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

LOL Lexcen... You know, we don't mean it deep down...
One man told me; He wanted her to be chef in the kitchen, teacher for his kids, house-keeper in his home and a whore in the bed...

Anonymous said...

Yes, the perfect woman.

Anonymous said...

With the exception of my father, all of the men in my family were useless violent drunks. Thanks to my Grandmother I have a lot of respect for strong women.

I've learned not to argue with women. Their emotions get way too out of control and regrettable things are said (usually to me)

It's best to make a calm comment here and there to prevent things getting overly heated.

I've never understood women wanting "make up" sex after an argument. Being angry and pissed off is not an aphrodesiac to me.

loria said...

Wow that was good Kirsten. I kinda liked some of those comments.

curmudgeon said...

Okay, here's a couple:

Q- What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?
A- After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q- Why is divorce so expensive?
A- Because it's worth it.

Q- How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A- Say something

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

OK curmudgeon...You got it...LOL

Vinicio said...

hey that's anti-masculinity, not very christian of you

imp said...

vinicio, i hope you say that in jest...she is a good woman, as you would find if you would look closely at her blog.

If it wasn't said in jest...i say get over your self, dude!