Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Thoughts of the day . . .

- Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

- Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

- Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

- How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

- Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

- Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

- When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'It's all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

- Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

- Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?


Lexcen said...

What a pity Hammer has gone on vacation, I'm sure he'd have an answer to all your questions.

Liliana said...

Hi! What has happened with Madeleine?

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Lexcen: Maybe I have to put it up one more time when he comes back.

liliana: As I said in the comment-box ... the case will slow down by itself, and the very next day, it was to read in the paper that her parents wanted to take some time off from traveling and media. Hmmm.

Liliana said...

10-Q for the up date!