Friday, May 18, 2007

MAN . . . We do the best we can,
pleace be kind. . .

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A woman dropped in unannounced at her son's house. Having knocked on the door she immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said, "What's for dinner?"

5 comments:

Lexcen said...

I feel sorry for the mother-in-law.

The Phosgene Kid said...

It's a new wrinkle every night.

Anonymous said...

he he

Loved the post above this one too (but no comment button there).

Have a good day Kirsten.

jin said...

I couldn't comment on the most recent post but just wanted to say how much I enjoy running in the pouring rain like that.
Oh, as long as it's warm! lol.

I finished your book!
I am in awe at everything that you've gone through. You are one tough lady. I hope that through blogging you reach many more like-minded people who can appreciate the time & strength it took you to to put pen to paper (or fingers to keyboard :-).

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Freddie & jin: Thanks for noticing me that the abow post didn't have a comment-box. I was not aware of it.