Friday, November 10, 2006

Brain-transplant . . .

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked,
"Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,
"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."


L>T said...

Ha ha! that was funny, I'll have to tell my husband that one. :)

L>T said...

BTW I'm reading your stories & I like them very much.

Fancy Laces said...

this is what I call a blog that has quality...and one that is worth reading. Totally love to cartoon and all.

Your stories are cute.

Hammer said...

Another one goes:

Some university scientists had run out of human brain tissue normally used their research.

They called the supply company that harvests cadavers for scientific research and asked how much male and female brains tissue cost per ounce.

The supplier said, "Male brains are $1000 per ounce and female brains are $10 per ounce."

Flabbergasted, The scientist demanded to know why the male brains were so much more valuable than the females.

The supplier stated: Do you know how many males it takes to scrape up one ounce of brains?

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

b>t: Thank you

fancy laces: I'm happy to hear that you like my blogg. Hope to see you around in the future too...

Hammer: LOL... You know...we have to do something in return for all the blondies going around...No harm is meant.
(Poor guys)

pepektheassassin said...

This made me laugh! You have a very interesting blog, and I appreciated all your comments and your pictures. Your ideas on Saddam and Iraq and the ruin that has come over the last few years was interesting and insightful.

Congratulations on your book!

Lexcen said...

Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.

Q. Why did God invent the yeast infection?
A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.

Q. Why are hangovers better than women?
A. Hangovers will go away.

Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!

Q. Why is a woman like a dog turd?
A. The older it is, the easier it is to pick up.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
A. A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.

Q. Why are women like screen doors?
A. Once they get banged a few times, they loosen up.

Q. How many men does it take to fix the vacuum cleaner?
A. Why the fuck should we fix it, we don't use the damn thing!

Q. What's the most active muscle in a woman?
A. The penis.

Q. How are women like parking spaces?
A. The best ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand to see a man having a good time.

Q. What are the three reasons that make anal sex better than vaginal sex?
A. It's warmer, it's tighter, and it's more degrading to the woman.

Q. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

Q. Why do women have periods?
A. Because they deserve them.

Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long.

Q. What do you do when the dishwasher won't work?
A. Kick her.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
No need to thank me :)

kirsten namskau said...

Lexcen: These are funny. Can I use them in my blogg?

Lexcen said...

Kirsten, you can find much more humour at Feel free to post. We need more laughs today and I'm becoming obsessed with serious issues on my blog. Also at