Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Useless information . . .

Did you know that . . .

If you were screaming in 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to make a cup of coffee . .

(hardly worth to try)

If you continually fart for 6 years and 9 months, you would have produced enough gas to make an atom bomb . .

(now, it starts to sound like something)

Your heart produce such a big pressure when it pumps you blood, so it would spatter 914,40 cm?

(Oh, my God)

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes . .

(In my next life, I want to be a pig)

A cockroach can live 9 days without its head before it dies. . .


(I have still not recovered from the info. Abt. the pig)

If you nock your head towards the wall, you are using 150 calories pr. hour

(Don’t try that at home . . . at work maybe . . . )

The male of a millipede can not mate so long as the head is connected to the body. The female takes the initiative to sex by tearing the head off.

(Hello, dear I’m home. What fu….)

A flee can jump 350 time its body-length. That’s equal if a human jump the length of a football arena.

(30 minutes… Lucky pig. Can you imagine?)

Butterflies taste with their feet. . .

(What about the bluebottle?)

The strongest muscle in you body is the tongue . .

( Hmmmmmmmmmmm)

Right-handed people lives 9 years longer than left-handed . .

(Very good.)

The elephants are the only animals that can not jump. . .

(Well, that’s OK )

Some lions mate 50 times a day. . .

(I will still be a pig in my next life - Quality before quantity)

A cat’s urine gives light under “black” light . .

(Who wants to know that?)

An emus’ eye is bigger than it’s brain . .

(I know people with the same problem ….)

The sea-stars don’t have any brain . . .

(I know people like that too. . . .)

(30 min. . . . WOW)

Polar-bears are left-handed . . .

(If the change, they will live longer.)

Human and dolphins are the only one having sex for the joy of it …..

(What about the pig ? ???)



Anonymous said...

My life expectancy has just been reduced by 9 years, I'm left handed.

Anonymous said...

I have seen this before. It is still hilarious to read it.

Hammer said...

The reason lefties have a shorter life span is due to the pressures put upon them (up until recently) to use their right hand.This causes a tremendous amount of stress.

When my father was in Catholic school a nun would smack his left hand with a metal ruler until it bled if he dared use it to write.

Zack said...

I've learned so much from you.

BobG said...

"Human and dolphins are the only one having sex for the joy of it …..

(What about the pig ? ???)"

That lion must be getting something out of it, if he is mating 50 times a day. Besides dehydration and a sore organ, anyway...

Freddie said...

Ha! This post made me giggle, a lot.

Dazd said...

hahaha These are priceless!

MrsJoseGoldbloom said...

"30 minutes" :::eyes are glazed over in a trance like state:::
"30 minutes"

Oh hey...yeah...hey Kirsten Great post I LOL'd alot!

"30 minutes"

i-factor said...

good ones...makes an interesting reading.
and by the got too much pig-obsessed while you moved through the blog. ;)

loria said...

ok let me see.........a pig????????
yea could be a pig in my next life, if I live that long since I'm left-handed.

Mrs_Who said...

Lucky pigs! Poor lionesses!

Tink said...

what if you are ambidextrous? then do you live 4 1/2 years longer than a left handed person?

k said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That was the first time I ever saw that one!

Did you know that the male pig's penis is threaded, like a screw?

And the female pig is threaded inside, to accept him?

They have their orgasms when he's completed screwing it in all the way.

This is TRUE. Not a joke.

Pig breeders have a problem sometimes when they discover a pig who is threaded the wrong way.

Kind of like a lefty, I guess...

infinitesimal said...

I agree, the pig is in it for the fun too.

you crack me up my dear, i am going to buy your book.

I am so glad to meet you here!!