Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Good Morning . . .
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I'm Dorfus DippinChunks . . .

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Find your new name !



.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL U FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS ......

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humour...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
C. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
D. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


Step #1:


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

A = Snickle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . N = Sloopy
B = Doombah . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . O = Fluffy
C = Goober . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . P = Stinky
D = Cheesey . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q = Slimy
E = Crusty . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . R = Dorfus
F = Greasy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .S = Snooty
G = Dumbo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . T = Tootsie
H = Farcus . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . U = Dipsy
I = Dorky . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . V = Sneezy
J = Doofus . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . W = Liver
K = Funky . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . X = Skippy
L = Boobie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Y = Dinky
M = Sleazy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Z = Zippy


Step # 2:


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:


A = Dippin --------------------------------------------N = Rhino
B = Feather ------------------------------------------O = Potty
C = Batty ----------------------------------------------P = Hamster
D = Burger -------------------------------------------Q = Buckle
E = Chicken -----------------------------------------R = Gizzard
F = Barfly ---------------------------------------------S = Lickin
G = Lizard-------------------------------------------- T = Snickle
H = Waffle-------------------------------------------- U = Chuckle
I = Farkle---------------------------------------------- V = Pickle
J = Monkey -------------------------------------------W = Hubble
K = Flippin --------------------------------------------X = Dingle
L = Fricken------------------------------------------- Y = Gorilla
M = Bubble------------------------------------------- Z = Girdle

Step # 3:


Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = Butt -----------------------------------------------N = Dunkin
B = Boob ---------------------------------------------O = Brains
C = Face ----------------------------------------------P = Biscuits
D = Nose ---------------------------------------------Q = Toes
E = Hump--------------------------------------------- R = Doodle
F = Breath --------------------------------------------S = Fanny
G = Pants--------------------------------------------- T = Sniffer
H = Shorts-------------------------------------------- U = Sprinkles
I = Lips -------------------------------------------------V = Frack
J = Honker -------------------------------------------W = Squirt
K = Head--------------------------------------------- X = Humperdinck
L = Tush -----------------------------------------------Y = Hiney
M = Chunks------------------------------------------ Z = Juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.



A little Food for Thought:
Children laugh an average of 146 times a day.
Adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day.

11 comments:

none said...

Snooty dippin-tush... Sounds illegal :)

Anonymous said...

Nice list ... I love cartoon characters.

Anonymous said...

Goober Gizzard Sprinkles
YUK!

BBC said...

And you laugh how many times a day?
I bet I have you beat. :-)

tkkerouac said...

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Anonymous said...

Crusty GizzardBrains here!

I like yours better Dorfus.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Doombah Chuckeldoodle - sounds like a Bollywood actor.

Lee Ann said...

Crusty Farklelips!

I would rather be something like
Dinky Hubblelips :)

KB said...

Tootsie ChickenHump!!! Hahaha!! I like it!!!

That's great - actually a friend told us about that book, her son was reading it!!

I might just send it 'round...

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Princess Saphire said...

Boobie ChuckleButt

Sounds so funny to me~~!