Saturday, December 02, 2006

Semen Test . . .

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar which

was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I triedwith my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, then her left and still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin'it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

I borrowed this from my friend Arne's blog.


Hammer said...


I'm passing that one on!

GUYK said...

LOL I am gonna lift this one.

infinitesimal said...


i tagged you on my blog

so write out 6 weird things about yourself and then tag a few other bloggers as well

BBC said...

Ha, ha, ha, I posted that on my blog a while back, maybe your friend swiped it from me?

You have a great sense of humor hon. I didn't know Egyptians could be so loose and free. Not sense Cleopatra anyway.

Isn't it predominantly Muslim over there? Hugs.